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the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

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my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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1964-09-xx Good Housekeeping P033 by Wishbook on Flickr.
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, pretty much the same today.


i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

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I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected
Anonymous: Where are you? :( is my favorite blog dead? D;

i’m back bitchessss xoxo gossip girl


look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak


Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?

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  • me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
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