giving advice to friends like
the gay agenda
or as i call it
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser
i’m back bitchessss xoxo gossip girl
Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?